Anchoburger

Anchoburger was one of Dew's very first memes. It depicts an anchovy (formely European Pilchard), squashed between two hamburger buns. It is famous for "infesting" servers and websites. Often appearing out of nowhere, then showing up intensely shortly after. The only known way to eradicate Anchoburger is to delete the server entirely.

Anchoburger has many different versions. Mechburger, Biteburger, and Loveburger

Mechburger
Mechburger is Anchoburger, but with his head placed on a huge robot suit. It is nearly 12 ' 5'' (12 feet 5 inches), and weighs about 3546 pounds. Making him the biggest, and heaviest character in Dew' s Arsenal. He is known to be able to punch through solid steel, with his only weakness being cleavers. He can survive in space, and can even escape the toughest cage on earth. He is known to have played a major part in the moon landing of 1969, as he has large thrusters on his feet allowing him to go nearly 5,000,000,000 light years in an hour. Mechburger was formed after an incident in which Anchoburger was mysteriously decapitated.

Biteburger
Biteburger is extremely similar to Anchoburger, however, there is a visible bite mark present on the top bun. Biteburger has never been seen outside of a singular image, taken within The Void. Much mystery surrounds the image. Though there is a bite in the bun, Ancho seems relatively unharmed, with barely a scratch on the fish itself. It is unknown who, or what took a bite out of Anchoburger, and when. Surprisingly, though the image exists, the events displayed in the photograph never took place.